You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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