Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
