just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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