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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she peed on how many people?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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