I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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