If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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