tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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