My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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