Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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