The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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