i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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