Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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