you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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