I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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