he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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