you would pick up someone in the library
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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