I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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