you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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