What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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