i permit you to call me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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