she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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