Already got asked if we're dating
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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