i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
His nipple licking is glorious
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