youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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