she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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