dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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