In the future we'll all be gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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