if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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