Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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