with your own penis?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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