can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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