I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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