I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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