I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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