Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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