He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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