I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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