So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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