4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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