There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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