he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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