he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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