I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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