So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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