I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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