She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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