Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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