I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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