Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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