Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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