I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
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