I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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